Exactly my thoughts!
Dogs don't like me. It is a simple law of the universe, like gravity. I am not exaggerating when I say that I have never passed a dog that didnt act as if it thought I was about to help myself to its Pedigree Chum. Dogs that have not moved from the sofa in years will, at the sniff of me passing outside, rise in fury and hurl themselves at shut windows. I have seen tiny dogs, no bigger than a fluffy slipper, jerk little old ladies off their feet and drag them over open ground in a quest to get my blood and sinew. Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
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3 years 39 weeks ago, sat wrote:
You should probably read another blogger's post on dogs
3 years 39 weeks ago, sat wrote:
Dont the comments preserve hyperlinks?
Anyway, read this. http://blythespyryt.rediffblogs.com/
3 years 39 weeks ago, divya wrote:
Thanks, I have noted down the one person whose house I should never visit till those creatures abound ;-) Nothing personal blythspyryt!
3 years 38 weeks ago, kr!sh wrote:
Exactly my thots too!
I have plans for small( very small) dogs though. Just imagine yourself to be a fiercer beast, conjure upon all your courage and wrath, and bark back with full vigor!!
That will leave them startled cuz they won't expect it from us Humans. So would think you are some kind of hybrid between Dogs and Humans and will take cover. If it doesn't work you obviously shd have contingency plans.
Disclaimer : This approach won't work with bigger dogs. Your mileage may vary.
3 years 38 weeks ago, divya wrote:
Krish, you are hilarious!
3 years 38 weeks ago, nandini wrote:
Hey this is from "In a Sunburned Country"! :D
Awesome book. Definitely a favourite.
PS: My fav part of the book is where he listens to cricket on the radio. :D